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Derby Day
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Even more important than FFL: Rob, Tilly, are you going to the derby??? Have you already got tickets?

Posted: 2012-01-25 18:03:32
Happy New Year
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I'll have whatever Ray's drinking....

Happy New Year!

Posted: 2012-01-01 19:12:06
Pat's New Year
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There’s no reliance on Florent Malouda
As his points will now elude her
for as Pat’s team starts to advance
it will be with Florent in France.
And as the Chelsea defence is a wreck
she cannot expect points from Petr Cech.

Then there are players who are frankly bland
Jarvis, Pennant and Hangeland
and although she cannot believe it can’t be true
her Distin is on minus two!

She sometimes feels that all that remains
are the skills of Toure and Baines
as she cannot expect all the strain
to be taken by striker Wayne.

But lo he cometh from the East
Wayne’s partner to deliver a goal feast!
So the team you thought were almost dead
may be set to forge ahead.

Posted: 2012-01-01 08:35:41
Fairy on top of the Tree
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Happy Festive Period everyone. Sitting on top of the tree, Alex? I never had you down as a fairy!

Posted: 2011-12-24 13:23:07
HAPPY XMAS.....for ARGENTINA
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Have a good festive period everyone I know I will sat nicely at the top of the tree at Christmas! Allan my strikers have been carefully wrapped up for Xmas and will ready to go again come the 27th when robin will be banging in a hatrick!!! I smell a double on!

Posted: 2011-12-22 13:56:18
Long Pants
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Don't try changing your team name Dad, or shirk your responsibility and pretend it's Mum's team - we all know it's Long Pants in 7th position, effectively second from bottom (Rob's team doesn't count this season and you can hardly count Neil and Jamie any season). Enjoy the scrap with Sam to avoid the Kohn wooden spoon!

Posted: 2011-12-20 16:40:50
Beware Argentina...
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The Verminator is out there, and it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until we win the league.

Posted: 2011-12-05 12:30:59
Illicit Exchanges
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This is a reminder that the validity of Rob's team is still in question, and pending official announcement regarding the charges of unsporting conduct and bringing the fantasy into disrepute. According to rule 63b, any manager who attempts to help another manager in an undertaking that goes against the competitive principles of the game, thus undermining the value of the Oction, shall also face immediate exclusion from the league. So, Long Pants, whoever your manager is, you have been warned.

Posted: 2011-11-27 01:06:30
Bizarre Moment
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It's not every day you get caught playing Angry Birds in the dark by the Minister for Sport who wants to know where the toilet is.

Posted: 2011-11-16 21:42:50
The explanation for Long Pants' performance?
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Lindsey D’Oyle has not restricted her activities at Long Pants to oiling Sir Harry Hatchet Job’s bat. She seems to think this is Fantasy Cricket as she has now been seen consorting with the team busily erecting stumps and polishing balls. Is it any surprise that the players seem so exhausted?

Posted: 2011-11-04 13:35:24

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