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A recent posting that claimed that Ray Kohn was "a bit thick" has been officially disclaimed. The words "a bit" should never have appeared
A recent posting that claimed that Ray Kohn was "a bit thick" has been officially disclaimed. The words "a bit" should never have appeared
In a wide-ranging statement by the Long Pants Chairman, Kipros Beach, the role of manager, Ray Kohn, was put into question. Kipros felt that the attractions of engaging the German coach, Doktor Heinz Zeit, were being seriously considered. He confirmed, however, that Ray had pointed out that Rule 106 had been overruled (illegally according to Kipros) so Rob had Torres and Ray had Dean Ashton. They should be the other way round, and so their respective team positions would be reversed! Kipros also referred to a recent message from controversial boss Arsene Kinnear. He said that his English was insufficiently developed to understand the starred words of the message and, when Ray Kohn was asked to explain, he said "it's all Greek to me" ... which was untrue as if it were in Greek, Kipros might have understood it.
Whose Ryan Shawcross? Where is he? Your a c***t, a dirty f******g c***t. I can't believe the intentional damage dished out to my star player Adebayor by those f*****g dirty Stoke c****s, something has to be done.
Guten Tag
Zis iz Herr Heinz Zeit addressing all you FFL managers. I am available for hire. If any of you are interested, contact mein agent, Fraulein Pat Kohn, who will be happy to receive bids (euros only pleaz)
Er, actually Alfie had a hand in your team selection.
I seem to remember him saying something about Bendtner doing an 'Adebayor' this year and that Dos Santos would light up the Premier League in the same manner he did in La Liga or something like that.
(PS: I hate to spoil the illusion but who's just logged in as Freddie?!)
Thanks a lot for pointing out how much better my team could have been without your pre-season imput dad. Dos Santos? Bendtner? You know i wanted Carew! Alfie could have done a better job than you.
Herr Heinz Zeit...?
Oh, I see what you've done there Ray.
Heinz Zeit....Hind Sight...I get it.
Very good 
Ray expressed concerns to the Board this morning about whether Tilly's website was being tracked. After yesterday's message to Rob about Hindsight, Ray received an application to join Long Pants' coaching staff from Herr Heinz Zeit!(Does this translate as the Spirit of Baked Beans?) Herr Zeit claims to know already what next week's scores wll be. Ray asked him to place his bets to prove it.
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